Abbie Hoffman

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

You measure a democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.

Revolution is not something fixed in ideology, nor is it something fashioned to a particular decade. It is a perpetual process embedded in the human spirit.

A free life cannot acquire many possessions, because this is not easy to do without servility to mobs or monarchs.

I really think the most important thing I do is to protect the dignity and the integrity of the Office of the Surgeon General.

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.