Adam Weishaupt

I am proud to be known to the world as the founder of the Illuminati.

Oh mortal man, is there anything you cannot be made to believe?

The head of every family will be what Abraham was, the patriarch, the priest and the unlettered lord of his family, and Reason will be the code of laws to all mankind.

I feel like Obama's an Illuminati puppet.

My style is Edie Sedgwick meets Grace Jones, or Audrey Hepburn meets Salt 'n' Pepa. Strong and feisty but still classic.

How can I impress strangers with the gem-like flame of my literary passion if it's a digital slate I'm carrying around, trying not to get it all thumbprinty?