Al Capp

Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.

Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us.

The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.

But with each passing year and each new study, the evidence for the genetic contribution to individual and group differences becomes more firmly established than ever.

No one will ever shine in conversation, who thinks of saying fine things: to please, one must say many things indifferent, and many very bad.

I'm not sure that I am able to feel embarrassment.