A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat! Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes eat holiday jewish
When I was a kid, I used to send away for those ventriloquist kits on the back of comic books. Alan King backbookcomic Change image and share on social
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King bankbankerchain Change image and share on social
Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it's hard to turn away. Then, of course, you're hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business. Alan King amazebusinesscall Change image and share on social
Where does it stop? You get offered money for your wedding, then for your kids, new houses, holidays... We earn enough from football and sponsorships, why do you need any more? Ryan Giggs earnfootballholiday Change image and share on social
My daughter Gabby very kindly once said that she thinks I was a better mother because I was doing a job I loved. I now think guilt is a universal part of being a mother. I used to think it was Jewish-mother guilt but now I think it is working-mother guilt. Donna Karan daughtergabbyguilt share on social
I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get. Johnny Thunders cerealcloseeat Change image and share on social