My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes bed eat favorite
When I was a kid, I used to send away for those ventriloquist kits on the back of comic books. Alan King backbookcomic Change image and share on social
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King bankbankerchain Change image and share on social
Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it's hard to turn away. Then, of course, you're hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business. Alan King amazebusinesscall Change image and share on social
We exist in this weirdly schizo culture, where sex is everywhere in the media, and yet, at the same time, you don't sit down and have a conversation about what you did in bed last night with your friends. Despite the ubiquity of sex, it's still a taboo when it comes to day-to-day conversation. Mary Roach bedconversationculture share on social
I am often asked the question: 'What is your favorite type of food?' Although I always answer Japanese, the real response should be and is pierogi, the delectable Polish dumplings that my mother, Big Martha, made so well in many incarnations: potato, sweet cabbage, blueberry, peach, plum, and apricot. Martha Stewart answerapricotask share on social
I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get. Johnny Thunders cerealcloseeat Change image and share on social