When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I'm going to have for dinner or I can't get through the day. Alan King daydecidedinner Change image and share on social
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. Alan King bookbuyhave Change image and share on social
I won't eat in a place that has suits of armor. Alan King armoreatplace Change image and share on social
There's a charm, there's a rhythm, there's a soul to Jewish humor. When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, 'You're doing a Jewish act.' Alan King actcharmhumor Change image and share on social
I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special. Alan King birdearlygonna Change image and share on social
Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom. Alan King difficultfacefunny Change image and share on social
My wife is a very attractive woman, and she's always worried about her diet. But she doesn't pay attention to me, and I don't pay attention to her. She's a vegetarian, and it drives me crazy. Alan King attentionattractivecrazy Change image and share on social
I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice. Alan King carnegiehallmake Change image and share on social
Age, style, where you come from, where you were born, it's different every time, which, to me, is refreshing because it says that there isn't any one thing, one formula or kind of character that makes a great comedian. Everybody has had a different approach. Alan King ageapproachbear share on social
I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broiled lamb chops 26 nights in a row. Then I took over. I used to mind her not caring about food, but no more - as long as I can eat what I want. Alan King broilcarechop share on social
