My job is to put words together and tell a story. If that doesn't work for you, it's not a war crime. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes crime job put
Whether it's an innate ability or an acquired way of regarding the world around us, being labeled as funny can only be accepted as a compliment. Alan Zweibel abilityacceptacquire Change image and share on social
I am not an actor. Yes, every so often I appear on talk shows to promote something I've written, and I enjoy doing so because I have a lot of stories to tell, and I like making audiences laugh. But that's not acting. That's just me being me. Alan Zweibel actactoraudience share on social
It's an intangible thing, this thing we call talent, especially if we're in a position to teach and mentor others. Alan Zweibel callintangiblementor Change image and share on social
I studied international relations and economics at the University of Virginia. I paid my way by working as a bartender in the summer and at three part-time jobs during the year. Jacqueline Novogratz bartendereconomicsinternational Change image and share on social
It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with. Mary Shelley beginconcentratemind Change image and share on social
The judge said I was a menace to society because I had put crime on a scientific basis. Gregory Corso basiscrimejudge Change image and share on social