If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money. Albert Brooks exhibitionistmakemillion Change image and share on social
If your last name is Christ, don't name your son Jesus. Albert Brooks christjesusson Change image and share on social
I've heard people say, 'There are no bad audiences,' but that's just not true. There are people who just shouldn't be together in a room, who produce a really bad audience. Albert Brooks audiencebadhave Change image and share on social
What's interesting about books that take place in the future, even twenty years in the future, is that many of them are black or white: It's either a utopia or it's misery. The real truth is that there's going to be both things in any future, just like there is now. Albert Brooks blackbookfuture share on social
How many people didn't get a part who would have been better than the person who got the part? Thousands. Albert Brooks partpeopleperson Change image and share on social
My friend Harry Nilsson used to say the definition of an artist was someone who rode way ahead of the herd and was sort of the lookout. Now you don't have to be that, to be an artist. You can be right smack-dab in the middle of the herd. If you are, you'll be the richest. Albert Brooks aheadartistdab share on social
I'm really fond of 'Real Life' because I think it anticipated a whole movement. And people forget, they talk about 'Spinal Tap,' but that wasn't... this was a mockumentary a long time before that. It was one of the early, early sort of mockumentaries. Albert Brooks anticipateearlyfond share on social
I made my living in comedy, but I'm not a silly person. I've got all these sides to me. Even in my movies that I've written myself, the characters sometimes border on great anger or nutsiness or other kinds of behavior. I'm not just doing fart jokes for two hours. Albert Brooks angerbehaviorborder share on social
Normally movies have the same people they use over and over for everything. It's called typecasting. They don't like to take chances. They'll go with the guy they had before. Albert Brooks callchanceguy Change image and share on social
