Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes animal chiefly dead
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. Ambrose Bierce boundarydiplomaticdivorce Change image and share on social
Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support. Ambrose Bierce meanopinionprejudice Change image and share on social
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. Ambrose Bierce lawsuitmachinepig Change image and share on social
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there. Agnes Repplier chieflygenerallykitten Change image and share on social
I have no neighbours other than animals and Joshua Trees. Captain Beefheart animaljoshuaneighbour Change image and share on social
We continue to be exasperated by the view, apparently gaining momentum in certain circles, that armed robbery is okay as long as nobody gets hurt! The proper solution to armed robbery is a dead robber, on the scene. Jeff Cooper apparentlyarmcircle share on social