Ambrose Bierce

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.

The western mindset erroneously equates a political system of multi-party democracy with high-quality institutions... the two are not synonymous.

It is always the same: women bedeck themselves with jewels and furs, and men with wit and quotations.