Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility. Ambrose Bierce corporationdeviceindividual Change image and share on social
Genius - to know without having learned; to draw just conclusions from unknown premises; to discern the soul of things. Ambrose Bierce conclusiondiscerndraw Change image and share on social
Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice. Ambrose Bierce adjmistakepositive Change image and share on social
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country. Ambrose Bierce countryfoolfreeman Change image and share on social
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. Ambrose Bierce communityconditionconsist Change image and share on social
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. Ambrose Bierce curableinsanitylove Change image and share on social
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills. Ambrose Bierce bodygillmake Change image and share on social
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats. Ambrose Bierce democratsaloonkeepers Change image and share on social
Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly. Ambrose Bierce beautifulbeliefdoctrine Change image and share on social
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think. Ambrose Bierce apparatusbrain Change image and share on social
