I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything. Amy Sedaris feelfreeidea Change image and share on social
I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop. Amy Sedaris bookcopcrime Change image and share on social
I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid. Amy Sedaris bigfailfailure Change image and share on social
It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high. Amy Sedaris culthighquirky Change image and share on social
I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school. Amy Sedaris girlimaginepublic Change image and share on social
I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive. Amy Sedaris attractivechoosepeople Change image and share on social
I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married. Amy Sedaris kidknowmarry Change image and share on social
I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time. Amy Sedaris apartmentbadkitchen share on social
My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it's right there. Amy Sedaris eyefallkitchen Change image and share on social
