When I played a club in Salt Lake City, I complained to the crowd about the low turnout. It's always good to berate the people who paid to see you because you're upset about the people who didn't show up. It's called misplaced anger, and without it, I wouldn't have an act. Andy Kindler actangerberate share on social
I can open up any can of worms and get people upset. Andy Kindler openpeopleupset Change image and share on social
I'm tired of demographic appeal being more important than talent. I want to fight against that. Andy Kindler appealdemographicfight Change image and share on social
My goal is to be exactly how I am offstage - although I realize I'm supposed to punctuate it with jokes. Andy Kindler goaljokeoffstage Change image and share on social
I wanted to like 'Up in the Air' - I like Jason Reitman - but Vera Farmiga left me cold. Andy Kindler aircoldfarmiga Change image and share on social
I'm on a mission. If I can make even one person not enjoy something they're currently enjoying, it's all worth it! Andy Kindler enjoymakemission Change image and share on social
I always had a tremendous amount of rage about the business, and I thought turning that into comedy was healthy. Andy Kindler amountbusinesscomedy Change image and share on social
There are so many people who just want a flashy object in front of their eyes and don't want to think at all; I find that disturbing. Andy Kindler disturbeyefind Change image and share on social
Louie is hugely talented. But I get very annoyed at the way the media... say, 'Louis C.K. is the greatest stand-up in the world.' He's not the greatest stand-up in the world. He's not funnier than Dave Attell. Andy Kindler annoyattelldave share on social
Can we all admit that 'Parks and Recreation' is horrible? Is this something we would all know, but don't say? Maybe everything should not be improv'd. Andy Kindler admithorribleimprov Change image and share on social
