The right wing is appealing to a shrinking, shrinking demographic of angry white people who blame their predicament in life on the fact that there are immigrants coming into the country; it's pretty ludicrous. Andy Kindler angryappealblame share on social
I've always felt that there's a Catskills comic who lives in my head and is constantly trying to get out. There's all these jokes that have been passed down from Jewish generation to Jewish generation, which I love but which I've always made fun of. Andy Kindler catskillscomicconstantly share on social
I try to go out for everything. I go out for any acting stuff that comes up, and voice-over stuff. Andy Kindler actstuffvoice Change image and share on social
If everything was good, maybe I wouldn't have a career. I wouldn't have anything to make fun of. Andy Kindler careerfungood Change image and share on social
I am the smartest comedian in the history of the world. Andy Kindler comedianhistorysmart Change image and share on social
'Ambulatory' is my favorite word to use because it never gets a laugh. Andy Kindler ambulatoryfavoritelaugh Change image and share on social
My manager came up with the name 'State of the Industry,' and it was just one of those things. It just took off. Well, I don't know about 'took off.' I'm not in the stratosphere. Andy Kindler industrymanagerstate Change image and share on social
I don't enjoy writing newspaper articles any more than people like reading them. I'm a standup comic, not a journalist, although sometimes onstage I will say: 'What else is in the news?' Writing is work, which I'm not comfortable with. Andy Kindler articlecomfortablecomic share on social
I have a true love for the old style of Catskill comic. There's a joy in discovering a bad joke... and then there's the joy of delivering it like, 'Isn't this a hacky joke?' Andy Kindler badcatskillcomic Change image and share on social
Can we all admit that 'Parks and Recreation' is horrible? Is this something we would all know, but don't say? Maybe everything should not be improv'd. Andy Kindler admithorribleimprov Change image and share on social
