When did I start comedy? I came out of the womb and did 10 minutes. Andy Kindler comedyminutestart Change image and share on social
I've given myself permission to say whatever's on my mind when I'm on stage. Andy Kindler havemindpermission Change image and share on social
I'm not really in Louis CK's circle. It'd probably be harder if we were really close and I went off on him. Andy Kindler circleclosehard Change image and share on social
I will say that I wasn't susceptible to Tony Robbins-like pitches, even as a younger man. Andy Kindler manpitchrobbins Change image and share on social
I've never been paid as a prognosticator. I don't get a lot of work as a mentalist. Andy Kindler havelotmentalist Change image and share on social
I have to say, after hanging out with Republicans for four days, I want to take a look at my own birth certificate. I don't think I was born in this country. Andy Kindler bearbirthcertificate Change image and share on social
Jimmy Fallon is handsome. This is an indisputable fact. Andy Kindler factfallonhandsome Change image and share on social
The Comedy Bar is an intimate club, which I prefer. I refuse to play theatres, because large empty spaces make me nervous, and I don't enjoy the echo. I'm no sell out. Literally. Andy Kindler barclubcomedy Change image and share on social
If I love a comic but they have an off night, who am I to say they should have taken out this or added that? It doesn't work that way... I have no interest in hurting people's feelings. Andy Kindler addcomicfeeling Change image and share on social
I don't hate Dane Cook, but I am trying to go after people I think are capable of more. Andy Kindler capablecookdane Change image and share on social
