As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes book phone reporter
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter. Andy Rooney hunterindianlousy Change image and share on social
Death is a distant rumor to the young. Andy Rooney deathdistantrumor Change image and share on social
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives. Andy Rooney endlivepeople Change image and share on social
Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle. Mike Tyson beginbookcycle Change image and share on social
Most reporters who come to me get their stories directly from press releases. Very few do what one would consider to be their professional duty. Joey Skaggs directlydutypress Change image and share on social
I write for kids because I think the most interesting (and most humorous) stories come from people's childhoods. When I was writing 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid,' I had a blast talking on the phone to my younger brother, Patrick, remembering all of the things that happened to our family when we were growing up. Jeff Kinney blastbrotherchildhood share on social