I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me. Andy Rooney picksubject Change image and share on social
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. Andy Rooney computereasylot Change image and share on social
I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that. Andy Rooney heyknacklot Change image and share on social
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. Andy Rooney acceptagreefact Change image and share on social
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney averagedognice Change image and share on social
I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points. Andy Rooney eyefightfrustrate share on social
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. Andy Rooney dependhappinesslife Change image and share on social
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. Andy Rooney bookphonereporter Change image and share on social
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran. Andy Rooney armiranknow Change image and share on social
Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer. Andy Rooney retirewriter Change image and share on social
