Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter. Andy Rooney hunterindianlousy Change image and share on social
My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along. Andy Rooney fastgamenational Change image and share on social
Death is a distant rumor to the young. Andy Rooney deathdistantrumor Change image and share on social
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. Andy Rooney computergarbagelot Change image and share on social
The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men. Andy Rooney armyaveragebright Change image and share on social
The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means. Andy Rooney curldullmean Change image and share on social
