Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of. Andy Rooney approvebushhelp Change image and share on social
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. Andy Rooney christmascleancreate Change image and share on social
I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you. Andy Rooney areacensusfill share on social
The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians. Andy Rooney badlypeoplepolitician Change image and share on social
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. Andy Rooney anytimechanceprobability Change image and share on social
Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head. Andy Rooney handheadpreclude Change image and share on social
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. Andy Rooney agefreshgrind Change image and share on social
Elephants and grandchildren never forget. Andy Rooney elephantforgetgrandchild Change image and share on social
Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer. Andy Rooney retirewriter Change image and share on social
