It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket. Arthur Smith ageburchilldecree Change image and share on social
The best way to prepare for a night out with a Shakespearean tragedy is to do a bit of reading up in the afternoon, eat a light supper - perhaps Welsh rarebit - and then arrive early to do some stretching exercises in the foyer before curtain-up. Arthur Smith afternoonarrivebite share on social
I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be. Arthur Smith armchairguykind Change image and share on social
Acting in a stage play is like working the evening shift in an office. Arthur Smith actevenoffice Change image and share on social
My sister-in-law believes that few narratives are so tightly constructed that you can't skip boring bits and still keep abreast of what's going on. Arthur Smith abreastbelievebit Change image and share on social
Obviously I am not bothered about men's fashion - is anyone, apart from Jonathan Ross? Arthur Smith botherfashionjonathan Change image and share on social
I've noticed that my resolutions involve me not doing stuff that I wasn't going to do anyway so here's something more positive. I'm going to retrain as a Latin teacher in a provincial public school. Arthur Smith haveinvolvelatin Change image and share on social
Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind. Arthur Smith attendawardceremony Change image and share on social
I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough. Arthur Smith avocadoblobbreak Change image and share on social
