The whole idea of love is scary - so is being with someone for the rest of your life and being happy with them for the rest of your life. There's lots of research to suggest that, actually, love's not really that simple. Aziz Ansari happyidealife share on social
What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up. Aziz Ansari cooljokemake Change image and share on social
I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because when you travel like that, one of the things to do is find really good places to eat. Aziz Ansari collegeeatfind share on social
Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy schedules, texting games, or whatever. Aziz Ansari busydifficultgame Change image and share on social
Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true. Aziz Ansari dreamdrinkinfluence Change image and share on social
A lot of people my age think stand up sucks. Aziz Ansari agelotpeople Change image and share on social
It's the hardest thing to come up with an hour of material that can consistently keep people laughing. Aziz Ansari consistentlyhardhour Change image and share on social
One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack. Aziz Ansari bigburgerfriend Change image and share on social
Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best. Aziz Ansari hopejokekind Change image and share on social
Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy. Aziz Ansari comediancoolguy Change image and share on social
