Top 43 Quotes by Aziz Ansari

About Aziz Ansari

These are some quotes by American author Aziz Ansari Comedian, who was born on February 23, 1983.

Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.

Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.

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When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.

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I guess my music taste is pretty predictable: I like new indie rock stuff, older stuff.

I guess my music taste is pretty predictable: I like new indie rock stuff, older stuff.

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Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life.

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I'm so jealous of people who have crushes on people they go to school with or work with. That's such a blessing. You actually get to see them all the time and spend time with them.

I'm so jealous of people who have crushes on people they go to school with or work with. That's such a blessing. You actually get to see them all the time and spend time with them.

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London seems to be a town with a lot of comedy fans and people that really enjoy stand-up.

London seems to be a town with a lot of comedy fans and people that really enjoy stand-up.

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The most influential thing was the two Chris Rock specials that came out when I was in high school. I was obsessed with that stuff.

The most influential thing was the two Chris Rock specials that came out when I was in high school. I was obsessed with that stuff.

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Other than friends and family, my favorite things are New York and stand-up. I love doing comedy in New York - I can do way more stand-up here than in Los Angeles.

Other than friends and family, my favorite things are New York and stand-up. I love doing comedy in New York - I can do way more stand-up here than in Los Angeles.

Aziz Ansari

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.

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I like the brand Band of Outsiders. Their suits are cut really slim, for smaller framed gentlemen.

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