I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume. Ben Elton consumeearnexercise Change image and share on social
And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish. Ben Elton beefdishpersonal Change image and share on social
Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I'd never used it. I'm 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s. Ben Elton 20sfartysilly Change image and share on social
People who get through life dependent on other people's possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count. Ben Elton countdependentlecture Change image and share on social
We've all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that's all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it's just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother. Ben Elton actbothergroup Change image and share on social
I don't know what people who I've never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things - but I'm proud of the fact I've remained close to everyone I've ever worked with. Ben Elton closefacthave share on social
I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition - and I have never suffered from it. Ben Elton ambitionbadcool Change image and share on social
I loved writing 'Two Brothers' more than anything else I have written. It's the first book I've written that I've always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights. Ben Elton awakebookbrother Change image and share on social
I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality. Ben Elton difficultlegislatemorality Change image and share on social
I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous. Ben Elton billionairefactfind Change image and share on social
