Bette Davis

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.

A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else.

I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

I think for any actor, for the roles they deeply, truly want? They always have to audition for them.

I do think my old fella wasn't much of a... I don't remember him ever being a 'dad' dad. He was too busy working. It was a hard life, man.