Bette Midler

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

I did do Broadway for a little less than a year and realized quickly I don't have a passion for it and, more importantly, I don't have a talent in it.

Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting events and that's really about it.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.