Patrice O'Neal is the best comic I ever saw. Bill Burr comicnealpatrice Change image and share on social
I like finding stuff that I suck at and trying to get better. So I'm taking classes, getting myself comfortable in an acting scene. You've got to work out those ticks. For instance, standing up used to be really hard for me. I act much better if I'm sitting down. Bill Burr actclasscomfortable share on social
You start in bars and then restaurants, then you want to get into comedy clubs where you feature, then you headline, and once you sell out clubs you're into theaters. I've been able to get there, and it's cool to do that. Bill Burr barclubcomedy share on social
I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you. Bill Burr findfunnylife Change image and share on social
I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed. Bill Burr clubcomedycrowd Change image and share on social
I gotta be honest with you. I'm kind of jealous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes. Where are all those old-school women you can just take your day out on? When did they stop making those angels? Bill Burr angeldadday share on social
Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes. Bill Burr comedianincrediblescary Change image and share on social
They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those two guys, you do want to meet them, because they do not disappoint. Walken has this amazing sense of humor, and Pacino is like just a sweetheart of a guy. Bill Burr amazedisappointguy share on social
Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live. Bill Burr desertdriveexperience Change image and share on social
Being a stand-up comic, this isn't a stepping-stone for me; it's what I do, and this is what I'm always going to do. And even if I do a TV show, the only reasons to do a TV show is to get more people to know me to come out to my stand-up shows. Bill Burr comicpeoplereason share on social
