Bill Engvall

Quotes by Bill Engvall

 

My favorite road trip ever is when my wife and I took an RV around the country. We just had the best time.

Bill Engvall

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I used to hunt and fish.

Bill Engvall

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I can't count the number of times I've been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair.

Bill Engvall

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What I find is most people have a civics book understanding for how Congress works and how a bill moves.

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