I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes interest laugh life
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way. Bill Watterson connectdotwill Change image and share on social
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. Bill Watterson commanddumbinformation Change image and share on social
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations. Bill Watterson easyexpectationfind Change image and share on social
I am so tired of ruggedly handsome heroes. I don't know too many ruggedly handsome people who are necessarily nice people. In fact, the beautiful people have a big handicap because they rely too much on their appearance and don't bother to become interesting. Barbara Mertz appearancebeautifulbig share on social
If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life. Penny Marshall findgoodjoy Change image and share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
