Bill Watterson

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun!

Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process.

Technology is characterized by constant change, rapid innovation, creative destruction, and revolutionary products.