When birds burp, it must taste like bugs. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes bird bug burp
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way. Bill Watterson connectdotwill Change image and share on social
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. Bill Watterson commanddumbinformation Change image and share on social
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track. Bill Watterson interestlaughlife Change image and share on social
How do you know someone is a grandparent? They've got milk stains on every shirt from burping babies. Their pants are worn out at the knees from crawling around giving pony rides. They have 2,842 pictures of the grandkids on their smart phone and not one photo of their spouse. Regina Brett babyburpcrawl share on social
Fame is an odd thing. It bugs you a little bit, but it's really not bad. John Corbett badbitebug Change image and share on social
I doubt very much that the chief executives of any of the Fortune 500 corporations can name five edible plants, five native grasses, or five migratory birds within walking distance of their homes, or name the soil series upon which their house sits. And I would contend that if you don't know where you are, you are in fact nowhere at all. Paul Hawken birdchiefcontend share on social