Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes bicycle invention kit
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. Billy Connolly armyhaveknife Change image and share on social
I started to draw desert islands. They were just rough, shapes in the middle of the page. Then I began drawing shapes within those shapes and I was amazed how quickly the islands got better. It took off from there. Billy Connolly amazebegindesert share on social
Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time. Billy Connolly actcowardicedark Change image and share on social
My toys were those of a boy: skates, bicycles. Frida Kahlo bicycleboyskate Change image and share on social
Go ahead and have the Kit Kat at the movies. If you don't satisfy an urge sometimes, you often substitute less-satisfying things and end up eating more. Christie Brinkley aheadeatend Change image and share on social
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish. Lefty Gomez bowlgoldfishhave Change image and share on social
