In New York, all the crews read 'The New Yorker.' In Los Angeles, they don't know from 'The New Yorker.' Bruce Eric Kaplan angelescrewlos Change image and share on social
I always doodled as a kid while I was talking on the phone or watching TV. Bruce Eric Kaplan doodlekidphone Change image and share on social
Actually, I think that 'Seinfeld' tackles the same kinds of issues as 'Six Feet Under,' just in a different way. Bruce Eric Kaplan footissuekind Change image and share on social
I read the 'New Yorker' when I was a kid. I used to love the cartoons and pick the cartoons out of the library, so I felt I knew the world of their cartoons. Bruce Eric Kaplan cartoonfeltkid Change image and share on social
All I can really tell you about my father is that he did odd things like put tin foil on a bottle of beer after having a few sips, then put it in the refrigerator to perhaps have on another night. Bruce Eric Kaplan beerbottlefather Change image and share on social
Graduation speeches force you to reflect. They are about consciousness. Nothing is better than consciousness. Bruce Eric Kaplan consciousnessforcegraduation Change image and share on social
I started trying to be a writer and failed for years. I tried novels, short stories, sitcoms, movies, plays, anything. And then, to support myself, I had millions of jobs on the fringes of show business. Bruce Eric Kaplan businessfailfringe share on social
I've had to whine for everything I've ever really wanted. Bruce Eric Kaplan havewantwhine Change image and share on social
Traditionally, the only way I come up with cartoons is by sitting at my desk and thinking. Bruce Eric Kaplan cartoondesksit Change image and share on social
I can't get enough of self-help books of all kinds. Bruce Eric Kaplan bookkind Change image and share on social
