Top 22 Quotes by Bryan Callen

I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do.

Being in quite a few movies... there's always things that are changing about a film.

Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying.

I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes.

It's always a shock to me when I get recognized.

If you actually get down to the nitty-gritty of the average Pakistani, the average Indian, the average whoever, what you really do know emotionally is that they're exactly the same.

I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!

My parents were really nice to me.

I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better.

Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.