Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest. Bryan Callen carriercomparecontest Change image and share on social
Women find men attractive who are aggressive... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned back against them and their children. Bryan Callen aggressionaggressivealpha Change image and share on social
Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse. Bryan Callen cardateguy Change image and share on social
My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over. Bryan Callen bitecowdad Change image and share on social
One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity. Bryan Callen beautifulbeholdentity Change image and share on social
My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that. Bryan Callen animalbasicallyman Change image and share on social
If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer. Bryan Callen cheerpeopleroll Change image and share on social
Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice. Bryan Callen comedynecessarilysurprise Change image and share on social
