I have spent too long being able to manipulate the answers I want from market research to rely upon its findings any more than I do weather forecasts. Charles Saatchi answerfindingforecast Change image and share on social
I've heard that almost all the people crowding around the big art openings barely look at the work on display and are just there to hobnob. Nothing wrong with that, except that none of them ever come back to look at the art - but they will tell everyone, and actually believe, that they have seen the exhibition. Charles Saatchi artbackbarely share on social
I can't write. I can handle bits of simple-minded advert copy or a poster slogan, so answering questions is about all I'm good for. Charles Saatchi advertanswerbit Change image and share on social
I have made so many mistakes, and such really stupid ones, I would start blubbing away if I could remember even half of them. But do not dwell on cock-ups, I say. You don't learn by your mistakes - at least I don't - so best to blunder on making fresh ones. Charles Saatchi blubblundercock share on social
I have never cared enough about money to worry about spending it, and have been fortunate to make enough to be spoiled rotten. Charles Saatchi carefortunatemake Change image and share on social
By and large, talent is in such short supply that mediocrity can be taken for brilliance rather more than genius can go undiscovered. Charles Saatchi brilliancegeniuslarge Change image and share on social
I have asked to have no funeral, and no memorial service. I hate other people's and would certainly not appreciate my own. Charles Saatchi askfuneralhate Change image and share on social
Art collectors are pretty insignificant in the scheme of things. What matters and survives is the art. I buy art that I like. I buy it to show it off in exhibitions. Then, if I feel like it, I sell it and buy more art. Charles Saatchi artbuycollector share on social
Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? Charles Saatchi cycleexplainfigure Change image and share on social