If you're really looking to hurt somebody's feelings, just break up with them. Chelsea Handler breakfeelinghurt Change image and share on social
There's only so much you can say about celebrity, obviously. Chelsea Handler celebrity Change image and share on social
I like to celebrate my life. I have a life that I'm really lucky to have, and so I want to make sure every minute counts and that I go on great vacations and I share my memories with people that I love and that will make me laugh and lalalalalala. Chelsea Handler celebratecountgreat share on social
Every time I had a book come out, I'm like, 'Is it going to be number one?' Chelsea Handler booknumbtime Change image and share on social
I'm not trying to be a role model to kids, because I don't have any children, but I do think everyone should have a free spirit. Chelsea Handler childfreekid Change image and share on social
I always thought to myself, 'I don't want to be doing stand-up when I'm 40 years old.' Chelsea Handler standthinkyear Change image and share on social
I like being able to, you know, pack up and leave the country and hop on a plane and go wherever I want and stay wherever and bring my friends with me and bring my family on vacation. That's amazing. Chelsea Handler amazebringcountry Change image and share on social
Seeing your parents fall apart is really rough. I wouldn't wish it on anybody. Chelsea Handler fallparentrough Change image and share on social
I'm really into the human interest thing. I really like regular people. Chelsea Handler humaninterestpeople Change image and share on social
It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself. Chelsea Handler dreamhavelife Change image and share on social
