Chris Kattan

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

You guys are the best. I'll see you in a couple of hours. I haven't seen another human being in 13 hours and I'm running out of bottles for my urine. Later guys!

It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly.

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.

It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up.