There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes funny giant grow
People have told me I look like Gordon Lightfoot. Chris Pratt gordonlightfootpeople Change image and share on social
I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box. Chris Pratt boxgarfieldlasagna Change image and share on social
I don't have any delusions. I don't think I would make it through Navy SEAL training. Chris Pratt delusionmakenavy Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
You make your first album, you make some money, and you feel like you still have to show face, like 'I still go to the projects.' I'm like, why? Your job is to inspire people from your neighborhood to get out. You grew up there. What makes you think it's so cool? Jay-Z albumcoolface share on social
Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies. Honore de Balzac bureaucracygiantmechanism Change image and share on social
