Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes crappy life movie
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to. Chris Rock mallpeopletown Change image and share on social
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career. Chris Rock careercomediancomfort Change image and share on social
Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people. Chris Rock blackcarvergeorge share on social
I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones. Jonathan Tropper 80sactionbad Change image and share on social
The first thing I'll do if I want to look really crappy is, I don't wear any makeup at all. Michael Caine crappymakeupthing Change image and share on social
If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life. Penny Marshall findgoodjoy Change image and share on social
