Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes alligator flush god
Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified? Chuck Palahniuk appleboreeat Change image and share on social
Masochism is a valuable job skill. Chuck Palahniuk jobmasochismskill Change image and share on social
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. Chuck Palahniuk buttchickenfeather Change image and share on social
Before I die, I will preach to the Muslims in the Arab world. I will preach in Egypt, Lebanon, Syria and Iran. I will preach in Tehran. I will do it under the umbrella of God. And see its impact. Benny Hinn arabdieegypt Change image and share on social
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river. Cordell Hull alligatorcrossinsult Change image and share on social
I remember being 24 in Los Angeles. And up until that moment, when my mom would call my cell phone and it would ring, I would be flushed with some sort of excitement that we all have - a little dopamine rush, when my phone rings - and I'd look down, and it would say, 'Mom.' It used to feel like a job to pick that up. Mike Posner angelescallcell share on social