The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?' Conan O'Brien funnylifenightmare Change image and share on social
In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani. Conan O'Brien candidatechancechange Change image and share on social
If you watch a lot of television, the pacing, the quick cutting is so frenetic, but it doesn't always make it funnier. What I'm noticing is that when things are allowed to unspool more slowly, younger crowds really like it. They really appreciate it. Conan O'Brien allowcrowdcut share on social
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.' Conan O'Brien authorduhman Change image and share on social
The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality. Conan O'Brien beautyclarityconviction Change image and share on social
Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer. Conan O'Brien contractearlyegg Change image and share on social
John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said he often does the same thing with his career. Conan O'Brien airplanecareercontrol Change image and share on social
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice. Conan O'Brien fruityjuicekind Change image and share on social
Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood. Conan O'Brien africanamericancall Change image and share on social
