I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. Craig Ferguson comedyesteemlow Change image and share on social
I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian. Craig Ferguson aimvaudevillian Change image and share on social
Late night is no different than making a film, really, except that it's faster, and if you do a crap one, you can do a better one tomorrow. Writing a novel and doing stand-up - that stuff is very similar. Craig Ferguson crapfastfilm share on social
I remember talking to someone early on after I was sober about how I suddenly felt awkward at parties. They said, 'Well, you're supposed to. Everyone feels awkward at parties.' It's an appropriate feeling to feel. Craig Ferguson awkwardearlyfeel share on social
I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think. Craig Ferguson madprovesatisfaction Change image and share on social
HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it. Craig Ferguson demographiclotpeople Change image and share on social
I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.' Craig Ferguson argumentdropenglish Change image and share on social
They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding bikes. I suddenly felt a long way from the best a man could get and I thought it would be nice to get from there to the best. Craig Ferguson bikefatherfelt share on social
I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do. Craig Ferguson apparentlyawarecreepy Change image and share on social
I am reasonably happy. I didn't find Jesus or anything like that. Part of it is that I just feel that I could go home. I did not feel like that for a long time, but I could go back now. Craig Ferguson backfeelfind Change image and share on social
