I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing. Dane Cook ampbringcomedy Change image and share on social
I do try to keep my show very improvisational. I don't work off a set list; I like to keep it more in the moment. I like to have information about where I'm going, what might be happening in that particular region as well. I like for people to feel like the show is for them. Dane Cook feelhappenimprovisational share on social
I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head. Dane Cook feelgodhead Change image and share on social
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up. Dane Cook appliancebusinessgive Change image and share on social
I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous. Dane Cook improvisematerialspontaneous Change image and share on social
The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related. Dane Cook boygameinside Change image and share on social
We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments. Dane Cook breakthroughhopemoment Change image and share on social
I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?' Dane Cook snaketimewant Change image and share on social
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. Dane Cook funnygirlfriendlot Change image and share on social
As a comedian, I am obligated to tell you the truth, my truth. To share with you my beliefs, my perspective. And I think that we forget sometimes that that's the oath that comics take, that we will go up and share everything - the irreverent, the scary. Dane Cook beliefcomediancomic share on social
