Dave Barry

Quotes by Dave Barry

 

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

Dave Barry

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The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

Dave Barry

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

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The free sharing and teaching of open source is incompatible with the notion of the solitary genius.

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