The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes computer idiot professional
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. Dave Barry mileopportunityprevail Change image and share on social
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. Dave Barry campclarkexpedition Change image and share on social
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. Dave Barry actualborecatch Change image and share on social
Having a Congress with a more diverse educational and professional background would serve the country well. And given the budget challenges facing America today, we might benefit from a few more cold, calculating problem solvers, and fewer courtroom impresarios. John Sununu americabackgroundbenefit share on social
It is only when you watch the dense mass of thousands of ants, crowded together around the Hill, blackening the ground, that you begin to see the whole beast, and now you observe it thinking, planning, calculating. It is an intelligence, a kind of live computer, with crawling bits for its wits. Lewis Thomas antbeastbegin share on social
God looks after children, animals and idiots. Lou Holtz animalchildgod Change image and share on social