Top 83 Quotes by Dave Barry

There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.

In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.