Top 66 Quotes by Elayne Boosler

About Elayne Boosler

These are some quotes by American author Elayne Boosler Comedian, who was born on August 18, 1952.

Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.'

Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.'

Elayne Boosler

Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

Elayne Boosler

We have wild animals in zoos, yet people rarely meet their 'food' face to face.

We have wild animals in zoos, yet people rarely meet their 'food' face to face.

Elayne Boosler

Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

Elayne Boosler

I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.

I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.

Elayne Boosler

I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.

I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.

Elayne Boosler

Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.

Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.

Elayne Boosler

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

Elayne Boosler

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

Elayne Boosler

Why isn't the movie industry forced to open its shooting locations to an organization that is there to advocate for animal actors? The industry isn't allowed to pick and choose which movies using young children it will or won't allow to be monitored. The vulnerable should be protected.

Elayne Boosler

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