I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six cats, or will let me make a difference to the one woman saving chimps in Cameroon.' Elayne Boosler camerooncatcheap share on social
I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city. Elayne Boosler cityeavesdroprun Change image and share on social
Wouldn't it be great to see a line in all movie credits that truthfully says, 'Nobody was harmed in the making of this film, and at the cast party, all animals got a belly belly belly rub.' Elayne Boosler animalbellycast Change image and share on social
I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners. Elayne Boosler cleanerclothedeath Change image and share on social
I deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away with the amount of very opinionated politics I get away with. Elayne Boosler amountcursedeliver Change image and share on social
Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating. Elayne Boosler createdesignerput Change image and share on social
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers. Elayne Boosler affectionatecallname Change image and share on social
I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. Elayne Boosler americabearburqa Change image and share on social
I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. Elayne Boosler artistdoublyeventually Change image and share on social
You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. Elayne Boosler deerhuntkill Change image and share on social
