People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes accountant child funny
Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. Ellen DeGeneres cheeseholidaylog Change image and share on social
I just feel like every kid is growing up too fast and they're seeing too much. Everything is about sex, and that's fine for me. I'm not saying I don't like it. But I don't think it should be everywhere, where kids are exposed to everything sexual. Because they have to have some innocence; there's just no innocence left. Ellen DeGeneres exposefastfeel share on social
I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego. I believe we're all put on this planet for a purpose, and we all have a different purpose... When you connect with that love and that compassion, that's when everything unfolds. Ellen DeGeneres bigcompassionconnect share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short. Michael Morpurgo attentionchildremember Change image and share on social
It was expected of all good middle-class Indian people to build India and, as you know, Indians - when we say, 'build India,' it was all about being an accountant, a lawyer, an engineer. So it was this idea that professionals would build the country. Shekhar Kapur accountantbuildclass share on social