The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. Erma Bombeck breathehearheavy Change image and share on social
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. Erma Bombeck beverageconsiderfamily Change image and share on social
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. Erma Bombeck carcushionimprove Change image and share on social
Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go. Erma Bombeck buryegyptianforever Change image and share on social
There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M. Erma Bombeck bodyeatfigure Change image and share on social
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. Erma Bombeck dietfatfriend Change image and share on social
I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up. Erma Bombeck blowbraincomputer Change image and share on social
I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair. Erma Bombeck affairpaperroute Change image and share on social
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. Erma Bombeck houseworkkill Change image and share on social
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? Erma Bombeck askchestdirection Change image and share on social
